Saturday appeared outta nowhere. All of a sudden, I have no purpose in life, all alone and sulking. Not really.
Lucia and Norman managed not to remind me that Wendy (Norm’s blood sistah) lives in New York City until Friday (may be Thursday night), after me being in NYC for almost a week. But I don’t point fingers, did I just? I forgive both of you. ‘nuf ’bout’em. So Wendy and I met up and I said, ‘Let’s go to Goodies!’. She’s such a gentleman, picked me up from the apartment, took me to a restaurant, and walked me home no less. She accidentally brought me to J&-fracking-R!!!!! I almost fainted.
Okie, about the Chinese soup dumplings: $4.25 for a bamboo steamer of 8 pieces in NYC. Now I know why Lucia loves this place! I can eat til the soup dumplings come out of the other end with the $45 per diem. Soup dumplings were standard fare, nothing to write home about, but with that price, I am not complaining. I would probably go back! The best Xiao Lung Bao I ever had was in Arcadia CA, damn, have to do another hyperlink with all the fracking research again. I hate blogging. It’s across the street from Ding Tai Fung (I don’t think much of this place, sorry), at the strip mall at SW corner of S. Baldwin and W. Naomi, storefront is facing North. I’m not kidding, you can taste the love and care that was put into each one of these little soup pouches. Ding Tai Fung is a freaking factory. I did not taste any love.
We ordered 4 items total: Scallion pancakes, steamed chives, pork and shrimp dumplings (you can forget this one if you’ve been to San Tung on Irving St in San Francisco, look it up yourself), pickled cabbage and shredded pork soup with HOMEMADE noodles. I must confess that I ate 2 pounds of chocolate and a dozen of hardboiled eggs right after work and before dinner so I was not performing. It was a first date afterall!!!!! Noodles were pretty good, they were shredded by hand with a knife, not pulled. I’m a Chinese princess, I can tell. Seriously, I cannot even fall asleep when there’s even a sesame under the mattress. Do not question me. Total was $20!!!! OMG!!!
After dinner (this blog is gonna be LLLLOOOONNNNGGGG), Wendy took me to The Original Chinatown Ice Cream Factory where she claimed that lobster flavor ice-cream was served last time she was there!!!! I went up to one of the ice-cream scooping ladies and asked in perfect Cantonese, ‘Do you have bacon flavor ice-cream?’. She answered with a smile, ‘I’m afraid not. But our wasabi and rice flavor is the special of the day!’. I mean, eeewwwww. I puked all over her face with half digested soup dumplings. It was almost a perfectly parabolic projectile curve. So I settled with green tea and mango. Wendy was trying to persuade me to try durian flavor but she hesitated because she wanted to save her own face from . . . Those of you living in San Francisco please go try Marco Polo gelato in the Sunset. Evelyn said she’s never been. WTF. They also have durian flavor, eeeewwwwww. And that’s only Friday night. Shit.
I woke up at noon on Saturday . . . I dunno what happened. Was it Lunesta or Ambien I took last night? Hmmmmmm . . . Quick, quick, finish the blog so I can contemplate about going out tonight.
Went for a run down Battery Park, lotsa tourists. I brushed past them (I’m a New Yawker now!) like they don’t exist. Some got annoyed cuz I was too close to them and was moving too fast. Saw the Staten Island ferry, pretty, and I heard it’s free. I’ll go on it some weekend to see the Statue and go to the closest Hollister (yes, the closest one is at Staten Island Mall, damn). Did I say it was raining? I felt like a pro running goddess, all tough and butch running in the rain. So committed. Saw a couple of cute running boys under FDR drive on the East side . . . they were doing sprinting exercises . . . Got back to the apt and brought the 15 lb of laundry to the Korean guy. Came back and realized I gave him all my workout clothes!!!!! AAARRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
So what’s a girl to do when she needs cheap workout clothings? Old Navy!!! Or H&M. But H&M did not pop into my mind until after I bought everything. SOHO here I come. Yes I know, but the closest Old Navy is kinda in the SOHO area. You don’t expect me to buy shit from Prada to run in eh? Though Prada and Hurley did collaborate on some very nice snowboard gear once . . . nah, can’t afford it. Or was it Burton . . .
Revelation of the day #1: Old Navy boys size 14/XL is the same size as A&F small, YAY! And they cost even less!!! $5 muscle-Ts and $9.5 nylon workout shorts! I bought some white ones. They’re revealing and a tiny little bit tight at the crotch and crack, but I’m in that phase. Bite me.
Revelation of the day #2: Teenage boys in SOHO are stylie! Shit that came outta their mouths: One 16 y.o. boy to another 16 y.o. boy (one dressed in a tight white plain t-shirt and a John Varvatos look-a-like black fitted sports jacket, pair o low rise dark fatigued boot-cut denim that’s not from Old Navy, with a dark brown pair o PUMA; one dressed in a suede beige hoodie with tiny little Gs all over it, white jeans and pastel color ASICS . . . did I say it was raining?), ‘See, that’s where the Chanel store is, come on’. Voices high-pitched as hell. My gaydar told me they’re metros, not homos. One level up from William (Ask a Gay Man on YOUTUBE.com) who works and shops at the fracking Gap. Puh-lease.
Revelation of the day #3:
Guess what store this is? Even this store dressed up for SOHO!
(answer at the bottom of the blog)
Next stop: Sullivan St Bakery. I did not get lost in the subway today. I found the 
right line, the
right number, the right direction, and the right stop. So Sullivan is
in Hell’s Kitchen, W 47th and 10th ave. They supply Italian bread to
many of the expensive restaurants in NYC. You can also buy them at
Whole Foods and Dean & Deluca. I bought a loaf of Pane Puglise (eating it now), a little piece of ciabata, and fracking 3 slices of pizza. The pizza funghi has thin slices of cremini mushrooms, onion, and some giant pieces of sea salt crystal on them. The sea salt did melt on contact. 
Quite acceptable. The pizza zuchinni tho is a whole new world. Super sharp Asiago cheese on top of julienned zuchinni on a paper-thin piece of dough, perfect from the first bite to the last. Within the 2mm of thickness, bottom 1mm was crisp, top 1mm was moist. It was magical. Hmmmm I have 2 more pictures. Where do I put them? They are of the bread rack and the kitchen/factory area. Sorry about the design of the layout. I’m not
a pro . . . I can hardly tell the difference between

Helvetica and Arial. Ching and Mike are gonna
trash me shitless. I did take all these pictures
myself. They are not from images.google.com.
OK!?!?!?!? *whew* finally got to the bottom of the pix. I will sure have to go back and check out the neighborhood and the boys at a later time. Houston said (Johnnie said) Hell’s Kitchen is the new Chelsea. I walked from 47th to 42th to catch the E home but then I realized I was very close to Times Square, so what the hell, I’ll just get it over with.
Three words: ANGRY BITCHES and UMBRELLAS. Did I mention it was raining? Did I mention it was crwded? Big billboards, big TV screens, yeah yeah, hi hi, byebye.
Answer: PAYLESS in SOHO!
